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MC Iron Dick

Is a Legend. Has slay more land snapper than can be counted. Is the most badass and crazy man to live. His D is totally made of pure Iron and has balls of brass. If he turns to the right and you're sitting down you will be knocked unconscious! His D is too big... Too big!
Ohh gawd! It's MC Iron Dick!
by avictimoftheirondick January 27, 2014
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Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench February 14, 2012
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jacking my dick

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.
by Felixthe January 9, 2017
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bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman when she is on her period, and get blood all over your dick.
by Rhljr December 19, 2021
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shrimp limp dick

Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick
by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020
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Disney Plus This Dick

Used in a joking manner from boyfriend to girlfriend when referring to sex. Comes from the term "Netflix and Chill."
Girlfriend: You want to come over tonight? My parents aren't home...
Boyfriend: Yeah and while we at it you can Disney Plus This Dick!
by NollyPolly March 14, 2021
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