Fut you wuf my penith

Fuck you with my penis.

Josh: You suck. I could kick your ass at checkers.
Caty: I will fut you wuf my penith!

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019

fo shizzle my nizzle

Affirmitive response.
For sure.

Becky: Are we going to the pub tonight?
Edward: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

I bite my thumb at thou!

It's an old English term for "Fuck you!" Is used in many of Shakespeare's plays.

I bite my thumb at thou! Thou hast beseeched thy family!

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

Run me my heady

start something; start a fight

Bitch, you think I'm scared of you? Run me my heady, bitch!

by haylzz October 14, 2006