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Jesus Eat World

A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.
I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004
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world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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World War 3

Although unknown to the general population, there actually was a "World War 3." The fact that it only lasted 4 and a half seconds is why it's so unheard of. It happened about 2 years ago on October 2nd at 4:13am but ended shortly after when the United States sent Chuck Norris behind enemy lines in Mexico, France, and Iraq. The only reason it took him 4 and half seconds to drop 3 countries is the fact that he stopped for lunch in the middle of it.
(Son) "Dad, do you think World War 3 will happen in my lifetime?"
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."
by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006
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World War 3

1. Unless the human race fundamentally changes, the upcoming war that destroys the planet(and consequently, the human race).

2. Metaphorical description of a highly chaotic situation.
1. If everyone gets nuclear arms, World War 3 is inevitable.
2. My workplace is turning into World War 3!
by TomServo1 July 23, 2008
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world of warcraft nerd

Someone who is completely obssessed in World of Warcraft, so much so they care more about their fictional character than the real world, and devote hundreds and hundreds of hours to it.
Ben and Arron are so obssessed in World of Warcraft, that one of them always has to be playing their character while the other is doing something else.
by Richy Cunningham August 20, 2005
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weekly world news

A newspaper that, while intensely hilarious, will probably lower your IQ 2 points per page.
Me love read Weekly World News.
by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004
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Rocks My World

1) To have a profound and positive effect on someone.
2) Something or someone you really like.
That band rocks my world!

That girl rocks my world!

This dessert rocks my world!
by olivetti75 July 21, 2010
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