Martian Tentacle

Christian Martians dick

“Sydney loves martian tentacle”

by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday

A video some Cunt made

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday is a video of some trash boys playing overwatch

by Fuck you mate March 1, 2019

Sweet tuna

Sweet tuna can be used to replace such phrases like

No worries

No problem

Yea for sure

Nat and mot were out bush and Nat asked mot

What he thought of the serenity

Mot replies " it's bloody sweet tuna mate"

by Dave the drover September 1, 2019

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess

Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now

by jsurf October 28, 2019

eres tonta? te gusta ser tonta

sinónimo de imbecil, o incluso cuando haces una broma sin gracia

+*alguien te da un susto*
- jajajjajajajajaja te has asustado
+eres tonta? te gusta ser tonta

by eeespaaañññaaaaa May 24, 2020

Wild Tuna

A large man that would need to be weighed like a large wild fish off the fishing boat.

“Look at the size of that guy, he is a wild tuna”

by anonymous December 17, 2020