finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 12, 2010

rude finger

A finger which means the f-word. Position varies in different countries.

Person A: Oh my god I just realised the English rude finger means older brother in Japanese

*goes up to older brother*

Person A: Hi bruv
Person A's big brother: Why the f**k are you pointing the rude finger?
Person A: It means older brother in Japa-----

*Person A's big brother tells Person A off*

Person A: Uh oh

by Carrot_Random_6 December 04, 2022

pink finger

When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye

Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger

by wetzpretz December 15, 2013

Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

by Art Omega May 19, 2010

Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.

an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."

by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008

drink a finger

a finger of beer refers to a small amount of beer consumed in one action from a glass bottle.

imagine your holding a bottle of beer, with your fingers gripping round it, a finger of beer is the amount that needs to be consumed in order to reduce the level of the beer in the bottle by one fingers width lower.

it basically just means drink a mouth full of beer.

''every time David Cameron says 'big society' in Prime Ministers question time, you've gotta drink a finger''

by maiablues July 27, 2012

Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.

"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."

by Lokimotive October 03, 2021