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Blow up

To force someone, often political prisoner to drink a cup of gasoline and then stabing them in the chest with a red hot blade on a 15-foot pole causing them to explode violently.
Person 1: Did you hear about when Vladimir Putin got some journalist to blow up because of what he wrote.
Person 2: Ya, that shit was on the news.
by BigBoySatin December 9, 2019
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Blow One

A trigger phrase used to make a someone extremely salty.
"Hey Devin? "
Yo, what's up?

"Blow one"

God damn it.
by Envythis June 5, 2018
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Hershey Blow

When you are getting a really good blow job, cum in her mouth, then pull your dick out super fast, grab her by the hair, turn her around and let a huge wet festering fart into her mouth.
Ex 1. Last night I was in the club bathroom doing cocaine and I Hershey Blew this bitch so hard she had shit coming out her nose.

Ex 2. "What happened to you?"
"I wouldn't stop being offended at the PTA meeting so my husband Hershey Blew me later."

Hershey Blow: To let a wet fart into ones mouth after cumming in it.
by Eli1117 March 25, 2020
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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something
Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!
by Beethovena May 5, 2020
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hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!
by unklesatan March 19, 2017
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Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot
Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)
by qalimera December 6, 2017
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blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them
Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye
by Warm_milk April 20, 2016
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