bright eyes

a great band that has the young and beautiful conor oberst in it. an indie band from omaha.

Kevin:Bright Eyes is performing this week!
Amy:Wow they rock my socks!
Anne: Conors so hot!

by Monique February 9, 2004

Penis Eyes

The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.

Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.

by Narvie December 28, 2005

EYE FUCK

To stare into a persons eyes a bit to long. To hold eye contact just a smidge too long!

Mary was passing Jon on the street and gave him a come hither look!

by Keesayer August 5, 2004

pussy eye

This occurs when you go down on girl and you get Herpes in your eye.

Ol' Johhny has got a case of pussy eye....he was looking for love in all the wrong places.

by charliebucket December 19, 2007

eye condum

another word for contact lens

MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.

by Debbie Pancake October 24, 2008

Lazy Eyes

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.

I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.

by crimhawk December 2, 2010

Blue eyes

A human eye color that range from a very light, vague blue to midnight blue. Blue eyes were originally a genetic mutation in a person who lived 10,000 so it spread (inbreeding was probably involved in the early days) which means all blue-eyed white people are related.

Blue eyes are associated with beauty and they can be beautiful and celestial or dull and boring. They are also associated with femininity sometimes though, studies have shown blue eyes are more common in men in Europe, Canada and America.

It is said by some that blue eyes may die out. They may be declining in America but that is unlikely to happen.

Sarah: John's eyes are such a pretty, deep blue.
Emily: I wish my eyes were darker, mine are just light blue and dull.
Sarah: You know, if you were to get married, you'd be like inbreeding
Emily: How so?
Sarah: Because all blue-eyed people descended from one person
Emily: Yeah but we're probably like 30th cousins by now.
Sarah: Well whatever, blue eyes are just eyes after all.

by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013