9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

80's on the 9

An expression acknowledging vague dismay- particularly towards an event or instance that happens or has been happening far too often, especcialy in a recent timeframe.

Third day in a row, no turnover until 8:00. Getting real sick of this shit.
80's on the 9, man.
Word.

by Fax Machine October 7, 2010

cloud 9 thousand

Being high as fuck on xtc

Damn that nigga is on cloud 9 thousand

by BlackStarr May 11, 2014

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 18, 2015

March 9 2004

when Alice was born

Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear

by alice's birthday January 3, 2020

9-3 curse

When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.

"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"

by Happ7hour September 22, 2021