crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011

crack thirty

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.

Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005

vagina crack

Another word for camel toe

Damn girl, your vagina crack is showing

by duckitorfuckit March 29, 2017

Crack-dutch

A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally sounding like she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.

crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.

her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch

by Kyle Dupree November 2, 2004

Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

by El Dollar October 7, 2008

electronic crack

Any electronic hobby or device or software that becomes you. One that steals your soul, and rapes you, without your knowlegde. Has rootes in the "rock" form of cocaine

The world is full or electronic crack. Online Porn is my electronic crack of choice.

by No use for a name August 27, 2005

crack head

someone who is very stupid or does silly things

Look at that crack head over there.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003