Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.
Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"
by Senor Vader November 03, 2016
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"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
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higher than awesome

When being awesome isn't quite good enough.....going above and beyond the usual awesomeness. Raising the bar. No explanation needed.
Getting a pat on the back for doing a good job is awesome but getting a raise because of doing a good job is higher than awesome.
by Ancient Chinese Secret August 07, 2018
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E-than

A male whom contains abnormal amounts of unreasonable homosexual tendencies and can be pleased by extremely gay sexual activities.
“Hey dude wanna come out tonight?”
Na Man, it’s gonna be past my curfew in half an hour”
Oh come on, don’t be such an E-than”
by Nico-tine September 04, 2018
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Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 13, 2013
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Worse than Lobotomy

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Better than it wasn't

When something isn't good to start with and gets improved
Once all of the wax was removed from her ears, her hearing was better than it wasn't
by Lance-a-clodd December 01, 2022
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