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Straight Edge

Big fat pussys that like to be jackasses and go around and but up the peaceful little stoners and drunks
by John cockery October 4, 2005
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straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.
the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.
by josh December 21, 2003
mugGet the straight edgemug.

Super Straight

A /pol/ 4chan op in the same veign as pridefall created to use "Left's tactics agaisnt themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights" as mentioned in the original post that created the whole operation and a flag that used the ss symbol.
Person 1: You're not super straight you're just transphobic.
by Sup3rr March 7, 2021
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Super Straight

“Super straight” is a fake sexuality founded by a man who didn’t wanna be called transphobic for not wanting to date people of the opposite gender that are also trans. These people will only date the opposite gender if they are cis. So basically if you’re a trans woman and you like a man who says he’s “super straight”, he won’t date you because you’re not cis, and vice versa. People who are “super straight” do not see trans men as real men and do not see trans women as real women. Making them transphobic. They made their own “pride flag” the p**n h*b colors.

If you call yourself “super straight” please know that it’s okay to have a preference. You don’t have to date someone who’s trans if you don’t want to. But, if you say that you don’t see trans women as real women and you don’t see trans men as real men, you’re transphobic. Please stop trying to justify you’re transphobia with a made-up sexuality.
Person #1: Will you date me?
Person #2: No.
Person #1: Why not?
Person #2: Because I’m super straight, and you’re trans.
Person #1: What does super straight mean?
Person #2: It means I don’t see you as a real woman. I only date “real women.”
Person #1: But I am a real woman...
mugGet the Super Straightmug.

straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out
I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.
by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011
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Ultra Straight

Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)
Person #1: I identify as Super Straight

Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways

Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.
by canny conservative March 11, 2021
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Super Straight

A code word used by turbo virgins to identify eachother online.
Yeah bro I’m super straight
“Just admit you get no bitches
by Allmightymonke March 7, 2021
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