queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek January 1, 2016

Queef skeet

When a vagina releases air and vaginal juices at the same.

I felt that queef skeet through my pants. Ooh damn.

by Rere88 February 28, 2016

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Queeferbate

When you are rubbing your clit and queef.

So i was in the parking lot of target and was flicking the bean and started to queeferbate.

by Sir_noms_alot June 5, 2016

queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states

Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.

by Dembeans May 22, 2016

Queef cam

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.

"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."

by Piercethedank_memes June 25, 2016

Queef Nuzzler

A person who doesn't just enjoy queefs, but absolutely lives for the touch, taste, scent, and sound of a good, hearty quaiff. As is tradition.

Good God, Logan, I always suspected you were such a queef nuzzler

by katzau July 3, 2016