spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema October 10, 2015

Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.

My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...

by Mrs G-unit April 19, 2018

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 09, 2014

poo-staber

a general reference towards a homesexual male.

Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.

by redsox2007 October 29, 2007

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone May 27, 2018

Ratty Poo

A Ratty poo is a dog that has a large body and small head typically a chihuahua. The word ratty comes from the resemblance of a rat. The word poo comes from the love we carry in our hearts for them.

"come here my little ratty poo"
(dog should run up to you and give affection)

by The Backstreet Boys December 31, 2020

poo snorkel

To insert a drinking straw into your anus and then place said straw into someone else's drink

Hamish is pissing me off, blagging drinks all night. Watch this, I'm going to poo snorkel him as way of payback.

by Paddy the poo-snorkeller January 19, 2021