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Pipe gravy 

pipe refers to penis and the "gravy" is the stuff that comes out, or semen
"That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"
Pipe gravy by r-dog September 22, 2006

Pipe Critter

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
Dang it Bob, These here pipe critters are on the move again!
Pipe Critter by Crunts January 14, 2010

pipe wet 

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.
Yo did you get your pipe wet?
pipe wet by The Sexmasta June 14, 2011

pipe yourself 

A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.
A: "Shall we watch 'Doctors'?"

B: "Go pipe yourself"
Pipers are very silly people. They have a few friends, and love to be active. They can be a bit aggressive at times, but are funny and really pretty. They also almost have a friend named Lauren.
Wow, she's really pretty! She must be a Piper.
Is that Lauren and Piper?
Piper by Minnesotan Kid* November 14, 2019
(My name is Piper IRL)

A caring girl that loves animals, but is also a tomboy. She hates it when she is lonely but feels lonely all the heccing time. If you hurt her friends, prepare to be yelled at! Great at art but feels it's not that good. She has an annoying as hecc little sister. (This is true)
"Oh hecc, Piper, that looks so wrong!"
Piper by Yeet that outta here January 19, 2020