Wasty Pants

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

by Licken strippers TITTIES November 04, 2013

Pants Gambit

When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.

Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.

by TrustyFedora January 14, 2011

wazz pants

when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.

girl1: you are such a whore

girl2: well you are a wazz pants

by phanillioninosaur January 01, 2016

road pants

An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

by Darkclam June 16, 2017

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

Schwasty pants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

by Sheriff Law June 25, 2012

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016