Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Fuzzy Noodle

A Fuzzy Noodle is an example of a nickname comparing animals to noodles

In this case a Ferret
Also see Danger Noodle

Me:Look at this fuzzy noodle I just got!
You:a what?
Me:a fuzzy noodle

by Dragon0f0range January 17, 2020

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020

Noodle ball

A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped

My snake was a cute noodle ball this morning

by Dale yearry sr April 19, 2020

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering

God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed

by Zorbinator March 6, 2020

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020