Morning Balls 

The unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you're trying to change your persona.

Ex: "Basti, wtf are you wearing today?" "Idk man, I had a serious case of morning balls"

Morning Balls by Safii April 17, 2011

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.

"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."

morning rose by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016

morning glory

A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!

Morning Glory Milk is gooooood!

morning glory by jam masta July 8, 2004

Morning Oak 

Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.

I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.

Morning Oak by rm2001 May 22, 2010

morning woodage 

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

morning woodage by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

Morning Cap 

To Fuck in the Morning

Hey dude, my wife gave me the best morning cap ever. This day is going to be a breeze!!!

Morning Cap by jai&joe September 3, 2016

MOONLING 

A new new age ethereal type that is 'tapped into the universe'. Typically with interests in yoga, meditation, astrology, spirituality, ambient music, sharing circles, magic mushrooms. Some are born moonling, others discover it later in life.

She's knows, she's a moonling.

He must be a moonling, he added me on co-star after our first date.

MOONLING by MOONLING 101 February 27, 2019