After being "liberated" by its governor, Georgia reported nearly 1,000 new Covid-19 cases in the past 24 hours.
Thinking not of its reopened tattoo parlors, bowling alleys and nail salons, but of all those who would inevitably sicken and suffer, kept Georgia on my mind this morning.
by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020
Get the Georgia on my Mindmug. When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011
Get the Mind Scaremug. When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"
by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015
Get the Mind Clear Testicles Clearmug. inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"
preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip
preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip
Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"
by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025
Get the Inside The Mind Of Simonmug. a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.
I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 15, 2010
Get the mind fuckmug. You don't agree with what I'm saying or kissing my ass so you don't get to have a opinion or speak about it.
Dumb chick : he cheated on me for the 78th time...should i give him another chance
Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change
Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens
Someone wise : you should of been left him
Dumb chick : mind your business
Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change
Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens
Someone wise : you should of been left him
Dumb chick : mind your business
by The Mysterious 1 December 11, 2022
Get the Mind your businessmug. by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
Get the Mind Wankmug.