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dub machine

some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub
SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!
by pithyul May 25, 2020
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Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
by applejoe June 25, 2020
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Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
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Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
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georoge washing machine

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020
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strong arm machine

The Strong Arm Machine or SAM is a large and powerful robot from the game Jetpack Joyride that can take 3 hits from missles which it has to deflect with a arm-mounted force field. It also has some kickass music.
I have to wait another 24 hours for a chance to get a strong arm machine.
by Anime Patrol September 18, 2020
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