Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.
by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!
Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
