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Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
by Asperger John July 3, 2020
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Jones

To use violence speed and momentum to assert dominance over noobs
Let's Jones these kids.
by Cleanestbuffalo August 26, 2020
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james jones

dude you're so james jones
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Jone

Anyone who indulges in a number of malicious or ill-intentioned schemes or deceit in order to slander or cause harm to someone else. This includes, but is not limited to: sharing deep personal secrets about others, manipulating others to do your bidding and then discarding of them when they are no longer of use, lying compulsively to take advanatge of someone's emotions, ridicule or blackmailing to the point where the victim goes into seclusion, and just generally being a hate-filled being with a desire to screw over anyone for the sake of it. These people tend to have some sort of mental defect such as sociopathy or narcissism, though this is definitely not the rule.
Dont trust him, he is a Jone...
by Jone hater September 4, 2020
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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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Tristan Jones

A very Hot and Steamy man. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with hum again.
That Tristan Jones is very EPIC.
by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020
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Tristan Jones

A very Hot and Steamy man. Massive Cock and Balls. Bigger than fucking King Kong. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with him again.
by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020
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