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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
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Jerk

The only reasonable comeback to being called bitch.
Dean: Bitch.

Sam: Jerk.
by Supernatural/MarvelNerd November 2, 2020
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Jerk-hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
A common place to put every jerk a person meets in their life.
May be seen as a less scandalous way of calling another person an asshole.
Coined by MatPat from The Game Theorists on YouTube.
MattyPatty is such a Jerk-hole! Of course he finds "wife material" in every girl he meets.
by SilverTheorist February 1, 2018
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circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
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chili jerk

“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight
by Eatassssssss December 13, 2017
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Jerk and roll

When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
by Maccas lover5000 June 13, 2022
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Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"
by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016
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