Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.
Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
Friend- what were you doing then?
Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk
by poohjad March 5, 2025
Get the LTM Jerkmug. Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.
by Rigpinge January 22, 2018
Get the jerk chicken problemmug. 1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
Get the Jeweler Jerkmug. When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy
by N69gaming September 20, 2022
Get the extreme circle jerkmug. Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.
And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!
Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something
CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!
Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something
CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!
Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
Get the Circle jerkmug. When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
Get the phantom jerkmug. To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
Get the Murk-and-Jerkmug.