Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.

You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure

by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022

Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.

Jason is kind

by Annaswhere January 21, 2023

Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.

Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!

by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021

Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020