Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

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Jack Rackham

Jack Rackham is a certified badman who was recruited by NRK and since then has scored multiple points on his opps on road. Jack Rackham is praised by all but is also feared on the streets and therefore is not a force to be messed with. Jack Rackham portrays the look of a black man with strong ginger hair and has the voice of someone fresh off the boat(do not let the stereotypically British name fool you).

Wallad 1:Yo my twizzy. Did you see Jack Rackham on the battlefield?

Wallad 2: Of course. He was smacking bodies bro.

by TalibanTom911 May 4, 2022

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Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

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Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

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Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.

Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen

by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022

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