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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
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This Just In: You're a Jackass 

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger 

its slang, practically just a bizarre comination of words from twitter now used in many memes'n shit y'know
bitch 1: hey dude come look, there's a quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger busten it down sexual style in the front lawn
bitch 2: but is he goated with the sauce?
bitch 1: idk bro, guess you'll have to come see

H20: just add water 

3 Australian girls called Emma , Ricky and cleo who turn into mermaids when they touch water .
H20: just add water =
*cleo falls into the pool

Ricky and and Emma :” get oUt thE waTer CleO!!”

Sobble Just Ran Away 

Sobble Just Ran Away is a beloved fantasy drama movie that was released on December 23rd, 2021.
Person1 : I love Sobble Just Ran Away
Person 2: Oh man same

chris_just_chris 

A wo-man on TikTok who is all in females' business 24/7 rather than doing manly things. Also likes to boast about how much money sHE has made and what sHE is going to buy with it.
chris_just_chris is always worried about what 2 females are arguing today and looking for a way to insert herself in the drama. Chris_Just_Chris Throws several big gifts to random people just to lure them in to learn about their life to later destroy them down the road.

Your tits just got milked 

A reaction to a funny or good insult
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"