mercer island 

Mercer Island other wise know as Misery Rock is a small island in Lake Washington infested with ungrateful little brats. In recent years there has been talk of blowing up the I-90 bridge that connects this festering pieces of crap island to the main land. In doing this psychologist would get a first hand look at what really took place in the book Loard Of the Flies. It would also make everyone very happy because so many of the island brats would die!

We watched as the kids from Misery Rock(Mercer Island) devoured echother with there hate and greed.

mercer island by B-Town2 June 2, 2007

mystic island 

a really crappy town with morons and scumbags that have nothing to do but sit around wawa thinking there cool when there losers so hardcore. this town is horrible never come here ever and if you did never come again.

if you see people walkin on the street of mystic RUNNNNN!!! might pop a 9 in your bitch ass.

mystic island by the legendary January 13, 2004

staten island

A borough that doesn't even deserve to be counted as a part of the NY Metro Area. Staten Island should just be counted as a part of dirty-ass jersey.

Get rid of Staten Island, throw Mount Vernon, Yonkers, and New Rochelle together, and you've got yourself a real 5th boruough!

staten island by BRONXREP July 14, 2006

Rhode Island 

Connecticut's Foreskin. Enough said.

If you look at Connecticut and Rhode Island together, you'll notice that Rhode Island looks like Connecticut's foreskin.

Rhode Island by xxalexawesomexx February 19, 2011

Mafia-Island

another name for Sicily (Sicilia)

'did you know Roberto was from Mafia Island?'

Mafia-Island by mafiasistah December 17, 2003

long island 

alright,lemme tell you something....long island (where i was born) is not all rich,white,jewish.ok,im italian and i come from long island.long island isnt that far from the city...its about an hour away,its also not all rich,it has its slums so theres no need to keep saying that the kids here drive mercedes to school....and yes we do have a distinct accent but not every long islander talks like fran drescher

my parents were from brooklyn and im from long island bitches!!

long island by mizguidette June 30, 2010

Vashon Island 

A small island in Washington state, between Tacoma and Seattle. It is famous for bike in the tree, Strawberry Festival, dykes, hippies and lesbians.

I went to Vashon Island to go to the Strawberry Festival parade and all I saw was dykes, hippies and lesbians.

Vashon Island by Mowry May 8, 2011