Internet Roleplay

To 'RP' ( Roleplay) using text/voice

You : *he slowly raises his hand* Ma'am, may I have more time?
Ma'am : -gives him the bird- nope
You: You fucking suck at Internet Roleplaying
Ma'am: at least I ain't a weaboo

by REDDerps Ashy May 16, 2015

Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Internet

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

Internet Trolling

The act of making a response for no other reason than to gain attention. It is commonly displayed by insecure, or narcissistic people. Even if the remark is rude, or starts an argument, the person trolling gains the social interaction that they wanted. This is displayed more in women than men.

Suzi: MY LIFE SUCKS
Jack: awww what's wrong?
Suzi: blah blah blah drama drama drama
Jack: It's alright! <3
Suzi: <3

Suzi was not upset, only wanted people to acknowledge her. She is Internet Trolling.

Joe: People can be such assholes!
Paula: Is it me?
Joe: No <3

In this case Paula is internet trolling. She had no reason to think it was her, she just wanted Joe to acknowledge her.

by Professor Plumb August 6, 2011

Internet Princess

A slighty above average attractive woman, very insecure who creates a Facebook, Myspace or anything date site related just to stick her nose up high and sluff everyone eg, chats, messages and inbox's to make herself feel all hot and sexy. She usually has about 100 very revealing pictures some of which have some sort of alcohol beverage in it or a meathead ex in it.

(some sort of site)
(Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am NOT single and NOT looking. I am just here to meet friends.

(John) So wtf this bitch doing on here then????
(Darryl) ohhh dude she's an internet princess here I will tell you what she is really saying...

Real translation. (Internet Princess)
Hi my name is Cassandra I am single and very desperate for attention and need men to talk to me to feel important. I will only message you back if you have a very nice truck or money.

by JiggyTheGreat April 4, 2012

Internet Porn Addiction

A form of addiction amongst straight/gay men of all ages which usually involves wanking over from video hosting websites like Spankwire, xHamster , xVideos etc.,it can also be in the form of voyeurism that involves webcam to webcam activity. To some extent, sick perverts would go as gross as watching Sluts eat their own shit and drink their own piss.

Internet Porn Addiction and Internet Addiction per se usually go hand in hand.

"Dude, I need to go to a marriage counselor or a Psychologist"

"Why?"

"Need to get rid of this Internet Porn Addiction, it could destroy my marriage"

by TT Boy4 April 11, 2010

internet

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

by Thumbs May 23, 2003