Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

pillows in the forest

When two gay men go out into the woods to have kinky sex

What are Tim and Johnny up to this weekend? I heard they're going to the state park for some pillows in the forest.

by RollingThunder November 22, 2016

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

Flick of Foresight

The Flick of Foresight is the female version of the wisdom wank . Its when after a woman rubs one out to achieve clear thought.

I wanted to cheat on him but after I did the Flick of Foresight I decided against it.

by JewBBQWayBackIn42 December 29, 2017

gnat's foreskin

Something very small

A politicians brain can seem no bigger than a gnat's foreskin

by Tiks Farang June 5, 2018

Go rake a forest

Politer way of saying "fuck off"

"Go rake a forest you annoying cunt"

by Scottish Widow November 24, 2018

The Great Forest of Magisil

The largest forest in the fantasy continent of Cartoss full of wood elves, dragons, giant moths and the giant spider Goldtspinner. From the book "The Golden Chronicle" The forest spans from the White Mountains to the Magnum Cliffs and borders Teidsfliew

"The Great Forest of Magisil is full of the foulest creatures known and unknown to man! None come in and none come out!"
-Kathis Preeburry

by The Great Lepper December 20, 2018