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Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.
"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"
by Art Omega May 19, 2010
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hamburger fingers

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.
Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.
by Marik Danzig April 20, 2007
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Finger Bombing

Not to be confused with finger blasting, finger bombing involves fully exiting and re-entering the vagina (or anus) with one's finger(s). Unlike finger blasting, whereby the fingers remain inside the orifice once introduced, finger bombing is unique in its repetitive and forceful entry and exit.
Nick: Hey man, how was your date last night with that Vietnamese chick?

Joe: It was awesome. I started finger blasting her nice and easy to get things going. Then she wanted me to go harder.

Nick: Let me guess, you turned it up a notch and started finger bombing her ass!

Joe: You know me too well!
by Sauna Studs December 2, 2015
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Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.
"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."
by Lokimotive October 3, 2021
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Finger sandwich

The process of performing cunnilingus while lovingly providing digital stimulation to your girlfriend.
Norah: I have the naughtiest craving right now...
Kimber: what, like a finger sandwich perhaps?

Norah: yes, that's EXACTLY what we want! Spread 'em woman, so I can have a taste!
by Lanky Cougar August 30, 2016
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flying fingers

One who can't retain themselves from touching another.
"Keep you the flying fingers away"
by Blade_067 June 12, 2018
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Finger fuck

When a male gives a women pleasure with his fingers by inserting them into the vagina then thrusting with however many fingers will fit or you can gently rub her clit until it’s moist this can be associated with foreplay
This can make the girl horny while finger fucking her
by Pusssy guru master February 26, 2018
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