Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.

Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.

by Quiddler August 25, 2018

Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016

hamburger fingers

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.

Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.

by Marik Danzig April 20, 2007

The Finger Man

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you

John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really

by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021

Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

by Art Omega May 19, 2010