Factos

What you say to acknowledge your insurmountable greatness professed to you by a ballsucking fanboy.

"Dear Cristiano,

Cristiano Ronaldo this year:

🏆 Italian Cup.

🏆 Italian Super Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.

⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.

⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.

🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.

🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.

They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.

And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.

For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.

Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.

Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.

Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.

Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!"

"Factos 👍👀"

by Lingardinho December 2, 2021

Factory

Used to describe something that's to the max, at a very high level of ordinance, or at the epitamy of itself.

"Man look at that drummer go! Polyrhythm factory!"
or
"Nice cookies, Ms Peadie, that's tasty factory!"

by 'Cus June 16, 2005

Factory girl

A female who, after being seduced, is willing to have sexual intercourse in a factory.

Derived from Brittany Murphy getting nailed by Eminem in the factory in the movie 8 Mile.

First coined by Baz in the Woodville in Cardiff

Baz: She looks like a factory girl

Tim: What do you mean? She looks like a skank

Baz: Yeah, but I bet I could bang her in a factory

by Baz Tek April 28, 2010

the bomb factory

The Pantex plant in Amarillo, TX which assembles most of the nuclear bombs in the United States.

The bomb factory makes us a high target for nuclear strike.

by rtmorgan86 November 12, 2007

fantor

A fictitious online character, who retired months ago, but still elicits hatred from jealous, sexually frustrated children, who spend hundreds of hours posting socially deviant definitions on a fake dictionary for infantile pleasure.

1. Wow, did you see that cool new definition Bob posted about giving monkeys rimjobs? He's the coolest.

by Fantor October 15, 2003

salt factory

Peter Lund...Ben Litwin...Carter Lee...Ian Foley...anyone who is feeling really salty, so salty that you could salt a pretzel with all that salt.

Peter was like a salt factory when he read the definition of sar sar.

by Bleeding Gums murphy April 25, 2005

dyke factory

A term only the homosexual population can use. Is mostly used by gay men to call their straight fag hags a awewful name. what straight girl would want to be called a dyke but to be called a dyke factory thats just down right insulting.

shut up you stupid dyke factory.

by Christopher R V September 21, 2005