cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

coral dick

a fisherman that has been at sea for to long and has not had sex has a coral dick

u got barnicals on ya dick ya "coral dick"

by johpe January 3, 2008

eBay Dick

When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.

damn i wanted to buy a really cool Steel Panther t shirt and the son of a bitch wont ship it or give me my money back,that fucking eBay dick.

by EvanXER June 15, 2010

Dusty Dick

1. When a male has not had intercourse for a long period of time. This is considered to be the cause of a "dusty dick," in which the male's penis is in fact, dusty, from lack of use.

2. To go for a long period of time without intercourse, resulting in a penis covered in dust.

3. To go a long period of time without anything or anyone touching one's penis.

4. A layer of dust covers one's penis boxers. This follows a dry spell.

Maybe, but you're the one with the blue balls and a dusty dick.

by FinNdFerb November 4, 2010

decca dick

The impotence caused by the ABUSE of the steroid molecule, nandrolone decanoate,commonly known by it's brand name, Deca-Durabolin, including testicular atrophy. Meaning, you can't get it up. Leading to users stacking (combining) it with testosterone based steroids such as proprionate or enthanate to fix this side effect.

Girl: What's wrong sweet heart?
Guy: I got Decca Dick
Girl: damn it! i told you to use proprionate!

by Elguapeton69 August 24, 2011

Glitter Dick

Homosexual

"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"

by I am a bic pen March 8, 2018

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019