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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
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Open Decks

Open decks refer to an event or a setup where DJs can sign up for a slot to play their music without having to go through a formal booking process. These events are usually organized by clubs, bars, or other venues to provide a platform for aspiring DJs or even experienced ones to showcase their skills and music selections to an audience.

Open decks can be a great way for emerging DJs to network, gain experience performing in front of a live audience, and receive feedback on their sets. It's also a chance for audiences to discover new talent and enjoy a variety of music styles throughout the event.

Typically, open decks events are structured with designated time slots, and DJs sign up on the spot to secure a slot.
Did you hear our favourite club is doing open decks later today? We should totally go!
by KrippyToe May 5, 2024
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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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Double Decker

where you receive oral sex while shitting in the top part of the toilet while the other party shits on the bottom
while I was taking a upper Decker she caught me and sat down to double decker me before I could finish.
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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Gekko Deco

The increasingly popular 1980's office "aesthetic" reminiscent of yuppie culture and decor popularised by real life public figures such as Donald Trump and fictional characters like the namesake "Gordon Gekko" from the 1987 movie "Wall Street" (played by Michael Douglas)
Tom: what you think of those private jets with the gekko deco?

Steve: like the 80s velvet on the Seats, offices like in wolf of wall street?

Tom: yeh it looks super masculine .

Steve: I miss the old days
by DarkI3INARY December 7, 2024
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Rotten deck

Worse then a "bad-hand".
Blaming life for your shortcomings".
L.-" it's Not fair! I was delta a bad card in early on in my life!"
M.-" you weren't delt a bad hand, you picked the rotten deck".
L.-"...@%@$#"
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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