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Coffee

A drink kids drink so they don’t fail school, without coffee colleges wouldn’t have kids in them because no one would qualify.
Dude, I need coffee if I don’t have it I will fall asleep I’m math again!
by Darebear1998 January 4, 2019
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coffee nose

When you take a sip of coffee and your nose dips into your drink
I looked in the mirror and saw a brown spot on my face; that's when I realized I had coffee nose.
by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019
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Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.
by Dovagedy January 8, 2020
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Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
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Coffee crisp

A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.

It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.

During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!

Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
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The Coffee Seesaw

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!
shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
by daras1 March 17, 2005
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Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation
I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long
by Slow Asian January 10, 2010
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