by paradoxiaaan May 14, 2022
Get the Leo's boyfriendmug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. A boy and man that would do anything for you. Loves you, and cherishes you no matter what. Thinks you're beautiful, no matter the day, or even if u don't feel good, or feel yucky. Your personal masseuse, who, at a moments notice, will stand up, and start massaging your shoulders, or sit next to you, massaging your back, or will sit on the floor, and massage your feet. There is really no limit.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Who's that massaging her feet?
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
by throwdownforwhat? February 23, 2023
Get the Boyfriendmug. A boyfriend is someone who loves and cares for you no matter what, someone who has been thru the ups and downs with you someone who cherish you and only you, he’s the one you tell about your bad day, he’s the one that would never judge you, he’s your rock don’t forget he’s not only your boyfriend he’s also your bestfriend so when you loose him you’re also losing a friend...so ladies dont cheat on him for a fuckboy been there done that 🥴
by Shht dont tell 🤫 October 21, 2019
Get the Boyfriendmug. April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.
by Risawood April 11, 2023
Get the National Ride your boyfriend daymug. by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025
Get the national bite your boyfriend daymug. Where you celebrate them just because
by anonymous October 26, 2020
Get the National boyfriends day part threemug.