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Big Book of Bullshit

aka. the "holy" Bible.
- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?
by H4ppyF4ce August 4, 2021
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SunDay schooooBJGUN BOOK BIBLE

The beginning of the the supreme Benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior when gomightybjis gomightydjis lormightybjis lormightydjis jamightybjis jamightydjis made MUAHLONNBEINGS AND WOMUAHLONNBEINGS now muahlonnbeings was called outforemales and they had beards and dicks and the WOMUAHLONNBEINGS was called Inforemales and they had bejrovbreasts and behinds both came together and they belong together and they was called flesh and relbjalood relbjaleed relbjaleeding then gomightybjis gomightydjis created Animents dejroogur dejrooger bejroogur bejroogar bejroogull and the doubjrag and that was everything then I created glomightybejis and that was the universe's of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis the supreme benningfield junior supreme bemmimgfield junior and then I rested. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started Sunday schooooBJGUN book Bible. The end of chapter 1 the beginning of Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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The Book of Nortreus

Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.
by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025
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Booked

Getting caught by the police and receiving a fine/court appearance
Usually for driving offences such as speeding
Jack: Drive a bit faster
Dan: No

Jack: Why not
Dan: Cuz I'll get booked
by Durrysmoker June 6, 2021
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RAP BOOK

What Gal Gadots x really thinks he know but he don't even know what a dog ass nigga PUBG is and he literally the only a PUPG of Israel.
by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
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Book

A nickname for NBA player Devin Booker, known for his smooth and accurate shooting.

Often used in basketball and rap culture to describe someone with a "wet" (highly accurate) jump shot.
"Man, your jumper is clean—shooting like Book!"
"Shots that I took, wet like I'm Book." – Drake, "SICKO MODE"
"He dropped 40 last night! Straight Book status."
(Alternative meanings like "booked" for getting arrested or "book it" for running don’t apply here.)
by Drift Carter March 4, 2025
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Lollipop Book

The other day in class I fell asleep while we were reading Hamlet, it is such a lollipop book
by Randomlifesaver May 10, 2011
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