Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".

V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."

by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009

Pre-Bone

V. When one has sexual relations with someone of interest before even arriving at a party.

Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.

by B_T_Wily October 21, 2010

Bone-Fuck

Bone-Fuck or Bone-fucking is how Champion J 'does werk!'

- Dude, why are you never down to chill anymore?
- CAUSE I'M STRAIGHT BONE-FUCKING BITCHES!
- Respect.

by Champ-tastic October 30, 2010

p-bone

a very hard penis erectus, the main bone

After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone

by manbone April 19, 2007

bone hoed

When you get fucked over royally by a professional.

"I picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my ass."

by williecdawg August 5, 2008

Bone Crushin

Put it in her soft and listen to bones crackin as it gets hard

She's bone crushin material

by bodyshopboy August 16, 2008

Chilly Bone

Freezing cold to the point where you just wanna scream Chillybone!!!!!!!

when your in the pond at 4am and breaking thru the ice setting up decoys and start to sweat then go sit and wait and cool off thats Chilly bone ! Chillybone A.k.a. Robdog420

by Smokedog420 February 15, 2009