loading-a-boat 

Also known as 'Heimbindering'. Means to make something up from whole cloth.

He gave me all the answers but they were wrong. Turns out he was loading-a-boat.

loading-a-boat by jgspro February 26, 2014

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

pocahontas's boat by T4pedro June 27, 2014

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

pocahontas's boat by T4pedro June 27, 2014

The brown boat 

Shitting in the tank of a toilet

When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat

The brown boat by DJxDEFALT May 16, 2015

Louisiana Fishing Boat 

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.

Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.

Louisiana Fishing Boat by frogonlogs February 27, 2016

banana brown boat 

A banana split made in a butt crack

I went to DQ and they wouldn't let me order a banana brown boat

banana brown boat by Mrbiscuit88 April 26, 2017

Homer Simpson Boat Draw 

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

Homer Simpson Boat Draw by Claymationdude June 14, 2017