blowing in the microphone

An insult usually used in online games

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

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blow-hoosters

a massive explosion of liquid feces

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!

by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009

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aldi blow

A blowjob from a cute German girl.

Justin gettin some of that Aldi blow in back of the supermarket.

by B-Radical6969 January 23, 2021

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Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 6, 2017

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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

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