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The Bowling Ball

The Bowling Ball has been used for many years in sexual foreplay.. You middle finger and ring finger on the hand you would use a Bowling Ball..

Take those 2 fingers and stick it into a girls pussy..then you take your thumb and stick it in her ass.. Go a full on 2 in the pink and 1 in the stinnk.
Man I went all out on my bitch lastnight..2 in da pink..1 in da stink..powwwwww the bowling ball.
by Da G Man Funk July 1, 2008
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ball crusher

A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.
Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.
by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 11, 2007
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red balls

A skit on the popular Chapelle's show

"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"

Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"
by U-diddy November 18, 2004
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hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
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dildo balls

Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.
"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."
by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008
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retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.
Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."
by Stratacaster1 March 14, 2011
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Ball Outrageous

To Ball so hard that it is visibly out of control, thus outrageous!

outrageous:
-grossly offensive to the sense of right or decency;
-shocking;
-remarkable.
Joe Gordon-Levitt: Hi I'm Joe
Raf: My friend is a billionaire too, you should ball outrageously together!
Joe Gordon-Levitt: what is "ball outrageous"?
Raf: I don't know, I thought you guys knew!
by R&B Service April 20, 2008
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