knuckle dripper

A knuckle dripper is when, after a long, hard day of beating your meat, your volcano tries to erupt at the end of the day, and it ends up rolling down your knuckles like a tear running down your cheek.

Wife: "Honey, I thought you were gonna, like, give me a facial. Not some knuckle dripper.

Husband: "Sorry, honey, you were at work all day."

by XDontieDankboyX November 19, 2022

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid that everything they do in life is a stupid move.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and now it's leaking again.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

Knuckles

Another nickname some people have that they don't like.

The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for somebody else to ask whether it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

by I love my ego August 26, 2022

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Knuckles the Echidna

a fucking loser from Sonic the Hedgehog

“Knuckles the Echidna is a dumb loser idiot”

by Ultlifeform February 11, 2023

Jungle Knuckle

A noun used to determine if a white person is racist

'Hey, do you know what a jungle knuckle is?'
'Does it have to do with black people?'

by MitoGuy March 18, 2021