BOAT

boat stands for Best Of All Time. It's similar to goat but better.

"Yo Max is such a BOAT"

"She brought me a jacket, what a boat"

by Sofia the Boat February 27, 2021

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

discord boats

The most money hungry bot listing site you will ever find, usually referred to as DISCORD BOATS Used to be named DISCORD BOATS LIST. The owner apparently weighs at around 400kg.
Guy 1: Yo can we invite MEE6
Guy 2: Oh fo sho 1 sec I'll open top.gg
Guy 2: HOLY SHIT SO MANY ADS AND TRACKING

Guy 1: That's what happens when you use discord boats
Guy 2: Ah fuck it I'll just go to mee6.xyz
#bot list#bots#discord#listing#website#mee6#bot

by fuckOffDiscordBoatsAndFuckGays January 14, 2020

boat tripped

In reference to the movie “Boat Trip:”
When a guy pretends to be gay in order to get close to a girl and ends up falling in love with her and confessing his feelings.

Girl 1: OMG SO HES NOT ACTUALLY GAY AND HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU?!
Girl 2: YEAH I’VE BEEN BOAT TRIPPED :(

by clamfetishes August 18, 2018

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert

Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...

by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024

Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back

When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating

by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014

Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008