j-bills

the act of smoking fake weed made of oregano, parsley, leaves straight off of the tree, grass out of the lawn mower bag, or a wendey's garden salad.

or

the act of being illergic to life or creeping hard on girls

or

the act of wearing condoms around 24/7 in hope of getting laid- it doesnt hurt to be prepared

im going to j-bills at the prom night

by FLY-INgHI October 12, 2010

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J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.

Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!

by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010

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Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology

sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better

by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010

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knee j

When a guy stands against a wall and a girl gets on her knees and voraciously blows him

Nick: I was really having a bad day until Tara gave me a knee j.

Tara: My knees hurt, can you get me some lotion.

by nickgolf10 July 19, 2010

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Cro-J

(pronounced cro-jay)- A popular drink produced by combining cranberry juice with orange juice. Sometimes made because there isn't enough of one juice left, too dull the taste of either juice, or just because it tastes good.

"Hey man, get me a glass of orange juice"
"It's almost empty, so I'm gunna make some Cro-J instead"

by Ackroyd December 14, 2008

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