mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours

"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"

by Urmommishott February 12, 2018

Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones

Van Hoosen Middle School really sucks :(

by Skee89 December 17, 2018

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

Nagis Van

Nasty, old, blue beat up van used specifically for picking up little kids. Other names it goes by, is 'Molester Van' or 'Kiddy Fiddler'. Averages approximately 15 mpg, and it has no A/C. The car smells like someone took a dump in it, maybe a little three year old probably shat in it, because that's what Nagis van is, shit.

Damn! Look at Nagis Van! What a piece of shit. Freaking Molester.

by Nagis Van September 13, 2014

VAN

Very Autistic Nigga. Say this for when someone is being a very autistic nigga.

Karen you're a fucking VAN

by Penis Head 69 November 5, 2019

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

moto van

A van used to haul around dirt bikes. Normally seen by girlfriends as creepy and raper-ish

Hey man, you wanna take the moto van down to the races?

by Woody_60 April 6, 2017