Turkey Day

The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.

The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.

by hedy December 17, 2003

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Turkey Neck

When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).

"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"

by Bum Bandit 709 November 9, 2011

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turkey time

Sex; Derived from the term stuffing someone like a turkey.

I'm horney, that must mean it's turkey time.

by Philip Murillo December 3, 2003

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turkey knuckle

One who knuckles the turkey

"Hey tell that guy to stop that turkey knuckle stuff, it aggitates the turkeys!"

by sandra and john November 8, 2007

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When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

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Thanksgiving Turkey

; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.

1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"

by conraddontyouknow September 20, 2009

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