Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
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multi-touch

Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".
1) Dude, lets go multi-touch on this new iPhone
by Steve Witherspoon June 15, 2007
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touching sheets

send me a video of you touching sheets
by araaradesune July 06, 2023
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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 08, 2023
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Barbie touch

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.
by Pdizzlest July 27, 2021
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the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.
Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!
by Poopcicle July 13, 2014
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touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.
that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
by statiq69 May 19, 2022
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