The team america (aka the hachmed)

A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"

I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face

by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020

America

A "Free" country

Person 1: I got f*cked last night.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: 'Cause this is america

by Nintentoo May 3, 2022

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Divided States of America

The state of the "United" States of America since the early 2000s.

United States of America? More like Divided States of America.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024

Big BeJrovBooTy in little AMERICA payback

Big Bend over bootys in little AMERICA payback.

By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created big BeJrovBooTy in little AMERICA payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 27, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera imancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera imancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera imancipated From Her Parents<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025