sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart

Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds

by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020

Powder Sickness

A result of doing too much cocaine, causing a hangover and feeling ill.

I cannot make it into work today due to, Powder Sickness.
Dave's attitude changed from, Powder Sickness.

by Krom42 November 15, 2022

Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

sick nasty

When something is really great or really gay or both.

Wow, that tattoo is sick nasty. Love it!

by drongos June 4, 2019

oh sick mama

(interjection) an expression of extreme joy and happiness

A: Dude, Phoebe Bridgers is coming to town.
B: Oh sick mama! I can’t wait to hear her sing live!!

by ldmdkaocmsofjc August 17, 2022