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Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?
by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023
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Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear
“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”
by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021
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Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.
"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."
by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021
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slut shopping

Whenever you go shopping specifically for slutty clothes.
Becky: Like i cant believe that Sarah went slut shopping just to impress Derek like OMG
Jessica: OMG that little whore
by _Jinxie June 28, 2018
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Strap Shop

Yo lets hit up the strap shop and scope out the dracos
by thatdanksmoker420 March 15, 2017
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Plop and Shop

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021
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Set shop

To be on one's game, prominent, sufficient, and orderly. Someone who sets up shop real well has to be that person at the cookout dat talks to everybody and get's their fucking number
From Barbershop, set shop

Jimmy: Let me tell you somethin... you will *never* own a Black

barbershop!
Isaac: I will if I want to.
Terri: If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can

own a Black barbershop...
Calvin: Wait a minute...”ribs better than Black people?"
Jimmy: Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic!
by me tgr[sklg May 28, 2011
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